woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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