Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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