super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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