He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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