I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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