No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
