oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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