Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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