it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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