oh god the rape fog is back!
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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