to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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