I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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