i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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