So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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