he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I don't think brook has ever known best
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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