I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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