My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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