how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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