Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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