We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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