I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
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