My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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