Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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