haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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