Pappa wants mamma naked
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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