so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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