Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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