Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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