it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
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