The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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