I wanna bring you to show and tell
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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