Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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