who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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