used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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