I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
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