I cockslap morals
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
It's blow job season.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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