There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
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