There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
