Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
All the doctor said was why
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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