What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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