Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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