All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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