so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Randomize
