you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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