took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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