i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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