? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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