Porn is love you can see.
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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