I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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