Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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