She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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