absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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