Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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