let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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