so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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