so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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